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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Bud Lights - Real men of Genius

I am sure that everyone here has at least seen one Bud Light Real Men of Genius commercial, so I thought it would be fun to create our own.

(music starts)
Bud Light presents “Real Men of Genius”

Today we salute you Mr. NCAA basketball rule bender
You know what you can get away with, because you helped mold the rules.
[[no one will care who you call]]

Misleading other coaches at the Ethics Committee shows the dubious character that we look for in a basketball coach, which deserves applause.
[[applause from the background]]

So, stand there proud in your denim shirt, and shout “Everyone does it” and everything will be just fine.
[[Everyone does it]]

Go ahead and make a few more illegal phone calls.
[[you'll never get caught]]

But, if basketball were the battle, some would say you were fighting dirty.
[[regulations, shmegulations]]

So crack open a nice cold bud light Mr. NCAA basketball rule bender
At the end of the season, we salute you Mr. NCAA basketball rule bender
[[ rules are meant to be bent]]
(music ends)























--Dillon

14 Comments:

  • Lol, nice Dillon. But once again it is your utter disdain for OU that has clouded your vision with a tint of orange.

    Question - did they write one about Eddie Sutton almost shutting down the Kentucky program due to repeated recruiting and other violations? I have a feeling he's more hated in the country than Kelvin. I know he is in the Bluegrass county, and they're more likely pick something like Alabama or Hank Williams, Jr. to put the tone to it!

    Here's a quote: "Finally, his tenure at Kentucky ended with a scandal that nearly destroyed the school's basketball program (and also resulted in athletic director and ex-Kentucky Wildcat star Cliff Hagan's resignation), although he was fully cleared of any wrongdoing by the NCAA. One player was found to have received improper assistance on his college entrance exams, and a second was found to have received cash payments from a booster."

    Even though he was fully cleared, that's quite a legacy!

    - Conor

    By Blogger Beermen Sports, at 8:58 PM  

  • Lighten up!!!!

    This thread was intended to be funny, not serious, and if you couldn’t detect that then something is wrong. I was not trying to be factual; I was trying to make you laugh. There are already 2 factual threads about this topic, so read one of those if you don’t like humor.

    I would love to answer your question, “did they write one about Eddie Sutton almost shutting down the Kentucky program due to repeated recruiting and other violations?” I haven’t ever read one, and I am pretty sure there haven’t been any on this board.

    However, I hope that changes. Please, write a song making fun of Eddie’s shar pei face, Sean asking daddy if he can be the head coach next year, and for a bonus throw in the loss to Baylor (football). I will laugh my ass off.

    Until then, don’t answer phone calls from Kelvin!!!!

    By Anonymous Dillon, at 7:16 AM  

  • Well I definitely laughed at the song. I just wasn't in the mood to come up with a song. I generally don't regard myself as a master lyricist. But perhaps you have a career outside of Engineering ahead of you!

    - Conor

    By Blogger Beermen Sports, at 11:46 AM  

  • That is a nice song you have put together. I may have to take some time and put one together for the OSU fans to enjoy. Maybe a song about sitting and watching other football teams play in and win bowl games each year. Or one talking about their fear of playing the mighty TU Golden Hurricane? Nice one though that was good.

    By Anonymous Schilling, at 2:29 PM  

  • "TODAY we salute you, Mr. never-seen-a-classroom OU Fan Guy.

    (Real men of genius in the background)

    Only you could tuck that mullet perfectly in that hat.

    (Party's flowing out the back "echo")

    Some people would buy a home on their factory worker salary, but not you... OH NO! You own season tickets and live in a trailer.

    (Run like hell tornado's coming "echo")

    ONLY YOU can say you've been a life-long fan when you bought you're 1st OU gear on Jan. 5, 2000.

    (Jumpin on that bandwagon "echo")

    So crack open an ice cold bud light (more like Milwaukee's best, but whatever) Mr. King of the Trailer park.. cause only you can pull off the wifebeater-mullet-OU hat combo.

    (Mr. never seen a classroom OU Fan guy "echo")"

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