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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Lou Holtz sucks

Did anybody watch Lou Holtz this weekend on ESPN’s halftime show? Man, he disturbs me.

When Lou talks, he sounds like he’s choking on his own saliva. And you can see how the makeup person has tried to hide his wrinkles, which overlap and make the mascara gu visible for all to see.

It’s not that I don’t like old people on television; I love Keith Jackson. But watching Lou Holtz is like listening to a corpse flap its jaws. Sorry, Lou, but you stink.

7 Comments:

  • butBrady Quinn is still the leading heisman candidate

    By Blogger jsr, at 8:30 AM  

  • I agree, he sounds like daffy duck on crack. can't stand the guy.

    By Anonymous Schilling, at 5:31 PM  

  • Granny Clampett (aka Lou Holtz) has an annoying speech impediment. "Hi, I'm Lou Holtzch."

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:12 PM  

  • Lou Holtz should stick to what he does best.....sucking dick

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:01 PM  

  • Watch your back ESPN. Soon you will be on probation because of this guy. Look at his track record as a college head coach.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:44 PM  

  • I can not agree more. Lou Holtz is a great coach and a great human. But he sucks hardcore at speech. I hate the way he drops the last syllable of every other word and sounds like he has a mouth full of something he was gargling on.

    By Blogger Joe, at 8:08 PM  

  • Lou holtz is the biggest fag. He sounds like he's choking on a dck when he talks. He is SOOOO annoying!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:13 PM  

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